"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep."

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

EL=LHSB²



Albert Einstein is perhaps the most famous scientist of this century and one of his most well-known accomplishments is the Theory of Relativity, expressed by the formula E=MC².

In this well known (albeit little understood) equation, the 'E' stands for 'energy', the 'M' for 'mass' and the 'C' for 'celeritas', which is the Latin word meaning swift and denotes the speed of light.

I am neither famous nor even close to a genius however I too have made a profound discovery:

The Theory of Relativity Related to Running.

EL=LHSB²

Extreme Lethargy = Little Hydration times Several Beers squared.

I validated this theory this morning as I slogged through 9 painfully slow miles.

1 comment:

Fe-lady said...

OUch...save the beer next time until AFTER the run! ;-0 (kidding!!!)
At least you continued and didn't QUIT!